65. The Lawyer

I have to say – and this strictly off the record –
that Guns N’ Roses are like dream clients to me.

They’ve each got rap sheets as long as your arm
unless you’re Stretch Armstrong in which case

they only come down to your elbow, heh heh.
But seriously. What lawyer wouldn’t want clients

who pull in ten million per annum but can’t stop
themselves getting arrested on a weekly basis?

Working with those guys, I’m never bored. Bail bonds,
subpoenas, paternity suits, assault charges, financial shit;

whatever they need, I’m there for them, on the front-line.
And the cool thing is I get guest lists for any show I want.