Dude this party fucking blows man -
I bet you don’t even know half of these people.
Nothing but bar-hopping freeloaders, man,
scenesters just here to get their pictures taken, man.
I bet they wouldn’t look at you twice six months ago, bra’h,
Hey, you know what would make it better?
…Sure I got some. A little China White fresh off of the
Bejing junk boat baby. Sailed all the way here especially
just for you and me. What say we hit the stalls for a taste
and maybe a bump of this fine-ass yay-o aswell?
Hell yeah, a little speedball to celebrate your debut, man.
Come on this one’s on me, Mr Rock Star. Lead the way…