88. Enter Matt And Dizzy

Hi, I’m Matt.
I’m the new drummer

the new tubthumper

and that there is Dizzy
he’s playing keys

the other new guy.

I’d love to chat
but we signed stuff

we’re sworn to secrecy, bro.

Anyway. We just
want to rock.

So let’s rock. Whoop!

75. Steven Slurs

Tour merch royalties?
Awesome! So what’s 2%
of nothing divided by five?

31. Adler's Early Tour Anecdotes

I remember screwing a girl who looked a lot like Billy Idol
but I don’t remember anything else except maybe her crying.