93. Matt and Dizzy Learn The Way Of The Rose

I guess we’re making a quadruple album?
I mean, that’s what we read in Spin.

‘G n R Frontman Unveils Ambitious
Plans For Two Double Albums’

“I’ve got 652 songs demo’d, I just
need to teach the band them,”

is what it said, so I guess that’s what
we’re doing. Just waiting for the call.

It’s cool because I get to go cycling in the hills
a lot more and Dizzy has his water-colours.

But, you know, it would be kinda cool to,
like, you know, jam some tunes or something.

At the moment being in Guns just means
sitting around eating steak frites and watching TV.

Which is actually kind of like my life before I joined
the band, only the TV is bigger, and I have a boss now.

I guess we’ve just got to sit tight and be ready to
rock that shit, right Dizz? Dizz? He’s nodded off.

89. Diz Meets Iz

“Hi Izzy
I’m Dizzy.”

“Um. Dude, sorry.
This isn’t going to

work. We sound
like a fucking

clown troupe
or something.”

88. Enter Matt And Dizzy

Hi, I’m Matt.
I’m the new drummer

the new tubthumper

and that there is Dizzy
he’s playing keys

the other new guy.

I’d love to chat
but we signed stuff

we’re sworn to secrecy, bro.

Anyway. We just
want to rock.

So let’s rock. Whoop!