Tuesday 2 September 2008

72. Rolling Stone In The House

Hi, yeah it’s me. Yeah,
I’m out with Aerosmith.

Yeah, cool. But listen the real
story is here is the support band.

Aerosmith are all wasted
but Guns are slaying, man.

I highly recommend we have a re-think.
We got to put these guys on the cover.

Aerosmith are so over
but Guns are the future.

What do you think?
You will? Awesome?

Five thousand words?
Sure. Monday. No problem.

Hey, listen I gotta go.
Aerosmith are expecting an interview.

What? Nah, it’s cool.
I’ll just leave the batteries out.

Flatter the fuckers.
They’ll never notice.

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