124. Exit Izzy

After six years I wanted to get off the ride
It was making me dizzy. It was making me
sick.

Being a rock star was everything I expected
The only surprise was how little I enjoyed it
all.

I suppose you could say I enjoyed the pussy
and I enjoyed the drugs, but did I, did I
really?

70. Slash vs Eddie

One night I was
so high I tried
to pick a fight
with Eddie from
Iron Maiden.

I thought he was hitting on my girl at the time.

Eddie is a
twenty foot tall
puppet Maiden use as
part of their show.
Suffice to say I lost

though not without getting a few good punches in first.

69. Oh, And One Other Thing

Last night

I lost somebody's car.

I borrowed it from a friend.

I was so drunk

that I parked it

some place

but I can't remember

where.

It's just gone - kaput!

I have the keys sitting here

on the table in my living room,

and I don't even know where it is.

Like, if you see it

can you call me?

I think it’s blue

and somewhere

in the greater

Los Angeles area.

You can’t miss it.

It’s full of snakes.