Tuesday 7 October 2008
85. Valley Girl
The valley girl is a
follower not a leader
the second tier
on the demographic chart;
the all-important floating voter, the
leg-warmer share holder
deely bopper-sporter
retainer-wearer
shitty hand-job giver
Corvette-driver
paternal manipulator
Pac-Man player
social-slummer
prick-teaser
pill-popper
peroxide-abuser
snatch-shaver
drugs-sharer
wine-barfer
cum-spitter
music-hater
jail-baiter
butt-fucker
heart-breaker
between us
we must have
had hundreds
of them
and sold
albums to
millions
more
they’re all in the suburbs now
a different demographic now
rich from their real estate husbands
bored from a lack of ambitions
never needing
always buying
the proverbial
pill popper
dildo-fucker
Botox-buyer
Compulsive-spender
pool-paddler
Lexus-driver
gossip-giver
cum-swallower
cookie-baker
sex-swinger
gin-drinker
canasta-player
therapy-dweller
divorce-seeker
alimony-chaser
you see porn sites
devoted to them -
things like Soccer Moms and
Moms I’d Like To Fuck
and driving round the Valley today
I wonder how many have
had a Guns dick inside
them at some point
and I wonder if any
of their blue-eyed
fucked-up kids
belong to me.
follower not a leader
the second tier
on the demographic chart;
the all-important floating voter, the
leg-warmer share holder
deely bopper-sporter
retainer-wearer
shitty hand-job giver
Corvette-driver
paternal manipulator
Pac-Man player
social-slummer
prick-teaser
pill-popper
peroxide-abuser
snatch-shaver
drugs-sharer
wine-barfer
cum-spitter
music-hater
jail-baiter
butt-fucker
heart-breaker
between us
we must have
had hundreds
of them
and sold
albums to
millions
more
they’re all in the suburbs now
a different demographic now
rich from their real estate husbands
bored from a lack of ambitions
never needing
always buying
the proverbial
pill popper
dildo-fucker
Botox-buyer
Compulsive-spender
pool-paddler
Lexus-driver
gossip-giver
cum-swallower
cookie-baker
sex-swinger
gin-drinker
canasta-player
therapy-dweller
divorce-seeker
alimony-chaser
you see porn sites
devoted to them -
things like Soccer Moms and
Moms I’d Like To Fuck
and driving round the Valley today
I wonder how many have
had a Guns dick inside
them at some point
and I wonder if any
of their blue-eyed
fucked-up kids
belong to me.
Labels:
axl rose,
botox,
butt fucker,
corvette,
Guns N' Roses,
pac man,
soccer moms,
valley girl
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