'I, Axl'

For now...

“Having exceeded all budgeted and approved recording costs by millions of dollars it is Mr Rose’s obligation to fund and com...

Back in the day Axl was obsessed with the image of Christ on the Cross. No, wait obsessed is the wrong word for it. He was jealous....

Sandalwood candles burn, the sound of the ocean, my breathing deep and measured, bare footed on the rug, eyes closed, hand...

“You know if they dropped the fucking bomb on the planet and just levelled the place and you were, like, the only survivor and you...

So. I’ve been working on a new look. I figure people need to see a new me. A new ‘Axl.’ I’ve been working on some sketches. Some...

Fuck it. I’ll just form Guns N’ Roses without that douchebag, the drummer or that Keith Richards guitar guy. Yeah, Izzy. Whatev...

Oh, you're that guy. The bassist? Yeah. Guitarist. That's what I meant. The one with the hat, right? Sure. I remember you.

Come on man. I mean, just think about it. The Chinese Democracy ain’t happening. and the Gunners are a laughing stock But it’s not too late ...

- Wake up, dude it’s me….I’m here to get the band back together. - What. What’s happening? - Sorry to wake you good buddy, It’s me, Slash. -...

Axl is in the midst of a strange sexual fantasy. He is dreaming about a girl with huge thighs. She is naked except ...

All the lights are out save for a halogen lamp; I sit in its cast circle a halo searching for an angel, cross-legged and s...

Axl who? Oh yeah. That guy. The redhead right? That asshole owes me money Do I miss him? Are you fucking crazy? I miss him like a hole in th...

XXII. I’m thinking about entering this year’s Malibu Chili Cookoff I’ve been working on my secret seasonings. I’m thinking of enteri...